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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

It has come to my attention that not all participants of the above-mentioned exercise knew its exact game plan. I have enclosed a report summary of events that happened on the day of reckoning:

Date: August 30th, 2006

Venue: Holland International Living Center

Parties involves: Freshies @ Cornell who hail from the sunny island of Singapore-- and as Caroline found out, no, Singapore isnt a city in China, nor is it in the Caribbeans/Pacific.

Objective: To execute a surprise assault on Objective Xiao Rui, drawing on the strengths (@ baking strudels) of Ernest, followed by the finale capture of Objective Ernest.

The plan was executed in phases:

1) Pre-exercise Simulation exercise: This was conducted to gauge the general response of the general public. And judging by the number of "???" and blank stares when quizzed "where is the Birthday Card huh?", it isnt difficult to tell how popular Ernest and Xiaorui are! Too many are fighting to sign on the card!



Best Wishes from Well-wishers. Eloquent, arent we?



2) Final exercise Simulation, before the actual assault. Ok, cake is ready, the crowd enthused about singing the birthday song. Redcon 2A. Well done, guys!



Ha! To think I managed to pull it off! Sorry, wrong target acquisition, guys!

3) Fragmentation Order (refers to last-minute change in order while on the move) : Because of delays in the convoy, higher HQ has decided to capture Objective Ernest before proceeding on with Objective XiaoRui.


Wow! I am so surprised. Or was I? Well... at least Ernest played along... =)


4) Mission Blitzkrieg Ernest declared a success! The main body takes a breather, while Commanders gather to discuss plans for the final assault...


"Oei! Don't cut the cake! Out of budget, so planning to recycle one! "


5) Scouts reported sighting of Objective Xiao Rui, straight ahead, <>

Huh? Coming already? But where? How? Oh No!


6) Meanwhile, the main body gets restless...


"I have movie-screening"/ "I am hungry and want to eat"/ "I need to use the gents, cant tahan already"/ "Hmmm... mamamia... the pizza looks really nice le"




7) Objective Xiao Rui well and truly within sight. Target acquired, fire!


Aye, given my ligament problem, I had to climb stairs to get here, so it has better be good ah...




8) Success! Mission Completed! Now for the food!


Kristal was the only one with the energy to help hold up the cake while Missy cuts the cake... with a fruit knife from Henry's Cafeteria. Apologies for the lack of logistics...




Finally, the organiser (Sheryl) gets to eat the cake.. wait a min, she didnt, cos it's in my hands! Muahaha...

Thanks guys for the wonderful evening! Eagerly awaiting the next bash.


OnRay @ 6:07 PM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D

BahChorMeeMan Says:
Move on?
Move on your si lang tau ah....


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